Orcs Of Hanford 90's t-shirt

$25.00
cream
heather-grey
sand
white

Two Orc boys living their best life in a post-apocalyptic waste land called the Hanford Exclusion Zone. Tork is the impulsive one, Always coming up with get rich quick schemes which, through his own ineptitude and short temper, inevitably fall apart.

Bork is the Smarter one, but not by much, his improvisational skills often save the day when one of Tork's schemes goes belly up. though he always swears this will be the last time he helps Bork, he's not kidding anyone.

Will they escape the Hanford Exclusion Zone to live the good life in the Great Green City to the west? Here's a better question, Why would they want to?

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Heather Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester
  • Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar

Middle aged Part time artist just trying to make some extra money, I got kids to feed.

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Production
1-5 days. 

Shipping
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International: Delivery may take up to 30 days, depending on destination.

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