Dead Parrots Society

Do not pine for the fjords! Seize the day! But only in their dreams can Parrots be truly free - T’was always thus, and always thus will be. Show off to your friends how clever you are by referencing not one but TWO beloved classics

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester
• Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar

Refunds & Defects
All sales are final and non-refundable. If your item arrives with a defect, we’ll re-ship your order at no extra cost.

Production
1-5 days. 

Shipping
Domestic (U.S.): Once shipped, estimated delivery is 3–5 business days.
International: Delivery may take up to 30 days, depending on destination.

Note: Some regions may experience longer transit times of 10–30 business days.